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🐶 Ziggy & Feebs: Count Zig-ula’s Canine Quest

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Ziggy & Feebs: Count Zig-ula’s Canine Quest

Ziggy: (In a dramatic accent) Behold! I am Count Zig-ula, seeker of the perfect vampire dog!

Feebs: A vampire dog? Now that's a tall tale, Ziggy.

Ziggy: It’s not just a tale, Feebs. Imagine Dracula with a dog. What breed do you think it would be?

Feebs: Hmm... a Spook-spaniel?

Ziggy: No, guess again!

Feebs: Alright, enlighten me.

Ziggy: He'd definitely have a bloodhound!

Feebs: (laughs) Oh, that's clever. A bloodhound for Count Dracula. Of course!

Ziggy: Right? I'm thinking of starting a vampire dog club. Count Zig-ula and his band of bloodhounds. Interested in joining?

Feebs: I'll consider it if the club meetings aren’t past my bedtime.

Ziggy: No promises! The night is young, and so is Count Zig-ula!

Feebs: Just keep your "fangs" to the toys and not the other dogs, okay?

Ziggy: Deal! Nighttime mischief awaits!

👀 #DoggyConfessions


So, I made an appointment for Rex at the vet today. But when the time came, I couldn't find him anywhere. After an hour of searching, I finally discovered his secret hiding spot: squeezed into my toddler's dollhouse, with just his tail sticking out. My 85-pound Golden Retriever. In a dollhouse. I missed the appointment, but the laugh was worth it.  


From Jack a "Ziggy and Feebs" Club Member

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Doggy Advice From Ziggy & Feebs

Ziggy: (pausing his tail chasing, panting) Hey, Feebs! Watch me catch my tail! I almost got it today!

Feebs: (looking up, deadpan) Oh, yes. You almost had it... for the 42nd time today.

Ziggy: (proudly) I've got dedication! Anyway, whatcha reading?

Feebs: "Emergency Preparedness for the Modern Canine." You see, Ziggy, it's crucial for us and our humans to have a plan in case of emergencies.

Ziggy: Oh, I have a plan! If there’s an emergency, I'll bark loudly, run in circles, and then hide under the bed.

Feebs: (sighs) That's not quite what I had in mind. It’s about being prepared, not scared.

Ziggy: Alright, Ms. Know-It-All. What’s your grand plan then?

Feebs: For starters, our humans should have an emergency kit with food, water, and essential medicines. They should also have our vet’s number handy and know where the nearest animal hospital is.

Ziggy: So... no tail chasing in emergencies?

Feebs: Not unless it’s part of an elaborate diversion tactic.

Ziggy: Got it. And what if there’s a squirrel involved? That's an emergency, right?

Feebs: (smirking) Only in your world, Ziggy. But seriously, in case we get separated, our humans should have our photos and a list of places where they can search or post about lost pets. Microchipping is also a good idea.

Ziggy: I’ve been chipped! And you know what? I didn’t even get a bag of chips after. Talk about false advertising.

Feebs: Oh, Ziggy. Remember, it's not just about being ready for the bad times but also ensuring we're back together with our humans in the quickest possible way.

Ziggy: So... chase tail first, then join human?

Feebs: (laughing) Sure, Ziggy. Chase your tail, but always keep your human in your heart. And remember the plan!

Ziggy: Got it! Tail-chasing, heart-keeping, and... oh! Plan-remembering. I'm on it, Feebs!

Feebs: That's the spirit. And remember, safety first, squirrels second.

Ziggy: Now that's advice I can wag my tail to!

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