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Ziggy & Feebs: Ziggy’s Great Escape
In a backyard filled with scattered toys, Ziggy is playfully pawing at a gnawed calculator on the grass. Feebs watches on, a smirk playing on her face.
Ziggy: Feebs! Look at this gadget. The humans always seem so engrossed with it. Thought I’d see what the fuss is about!
Feebs: (Dryly) Ah, the calculator. Used for intricate mathematical calculations and, apparently, a chew toy in your world.
Ziggy: Everything's a chew toy if you’re brave enough! Besides, it's making these funny numbers. What's... math?
Feebs: (Chuckling) It's how humans make sense of numbers, structure, and logic. But, for someone as carefree as you, let's simplify it. How about a joke instead?
Ziggy: Oh, I’m always up for a laugh! Hit me!
Feebs: Alright, here it goes. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
Ziggy: Hmm, a barky button-presser?
Feebs: Close! A friend you can count on!
Ziggy: (Bursting into laughter) So, if I chew this calculator enough, will I become an even better friend?
Feebs: Oh, Ziggy. You don’t need a calculator for that. You’re already the best (albeit wildest) friend one could ask for!
Ziggy: And you, Feebs, are the wisest pup I know. But hey, if you ever need to "count" on someone, you know where to find me!
Feebs: I'll remember that the next time we have a math emergency.
👀 #DoggyConfessions
So there I was, taco night, best night of the week! I made my plate and sat down, ready to dig in. Then, there's Buster, bowl full of his premium dog food, just sitting there. This little rebel wasn't eating but fixating on MY plate. I swear, he looked like he was about to argue why he deserved tacos more than me. Gave him a piece of lettuce, and he had the nerve to look offended! 😂
From Monica a "Ziggy and Feebs" Club Member
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Doggy Advice From Ziggy & Feebs
Ziggy: (Struggling to fit) Feebs! I think my bed shrunk! It was comfy last month.
Feebs: Ziggy, that's a cat bed. And you, dear friend, are not a cat.
Ziggy: I mean, it looked cozy when I got it. Plus, it was on sale!
Feebs: Ziggy, a bed isn't just about what looks good or what's cheap. It's about comfort. Especially for us dogs.
Ziggy: Alright, Miss Know-it-all, enlighten me.
Feebs: First, pick a bed size that's suitable. You should be able to stretch out comfortably.
Ziggy: So... not like this? (Attempts to stretch, almost falling off)
Feebs: (Chuckles) Precisely. Secondly, consider the cushioning. Our joints appreciate a soft landing.
Ziggy: Ah, so no more using the old pillows the humans throw out?
Feebs: As sentimental as they might be, newer beds often offer better support. And lastly, make sure it's washable. Hygiene is vital, especially with your... adventurous lifestyle.
Ziggy: Hey! Mud is great for the complexion!
Feebs: And that's why you need a washable bed. So you can enjoy your mud baths without any repercussions.
Ziggy: Alright, alright, point taken. Off to get a new bed! But, uh, can I lounge on yours till then?
Feebs: Only if you promise not to bring any "complexion-enhancing" mud onto it.
Ziggy: Deal!
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